Sunday, March 18, 2007

A Movie as Unappetizing as the Greasiest White Castle Burger

I just got back from San Diego, where my family and I soaked up as much of the city as we could in three short days. We weren't left with a whole lot of down time, but after our first long day on our feet, we found ourselves back at our hotel around 9:30. It was too early to go too bed, but we weren't quite up for more adventure. So my brother Nathan and I decided to observe someone else's adventure instead. More precisely, we wanted to watch Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

I'd never seen the movie before, and wasn't particularly interested, having heard it was pretty crude and having a deeply ingrained prejudice against White Castle burgers thanks to the negative experience of my parents, who lived in Minnesota for a while. Nathan had, however, and he'd found it amusing. At the least, he lauded the title as one of the most informative film titles ever. "Who's it about?" he asked. "Harold and Kumar! What do they do? Go! Where? To White Castle!" Ah, yes. An entire movie boiled down to seven words. Promising.

Harold and Kumar is a typical quest movie, a road trip with the most ridiculous of objects and a ludicrous series of events that transpire before the goal is reached. One of its key players is Harold Lee (John Cho), an awkward, nerdy, soft-spoken Korean-American investment banker with a hopeless crush on Maria (Paula Garces), an attractive young woman who lives in his building. The other is his roommate Kumar Patel (Kal Penn), a smart-alecky young Indian-American genius doing his best to sabotage his father's demands that he attend medical school. Both men are in their early 20s with foul mouths, raging hormones and an excessive fondness for pot.

The epic journey begins one night when Kumar, weary from his latest purposely disastrous interview, complains of hunger and decides, after viewing a commercial unappetizing enough to turn me off White Castle for life, that only those tiny little burgers will satisfy his pangs tonight. Harold, who's overloaded with work, is unenthused but reluctantly agrees to join his friend in his quest, little knowing that what should be a quick half-hour outing will stretch out into a night-long journey fraught with peril.

I kind of like Harold despite his crudeness, which isn't as pronounced as Kumar's. I feel bad for him, getting sucked into this increasingly ridiculous scheme, while I question Kumar's sanity in going to such extreme measures for such shoddy-looking food. But he's a man on a mission; once he decides what he wants, he's going to go for it, doggone it, and in some respect, I guess that's a good thing, because his life has been pretty aimless in all other respects. If he could apply himself to a worthwhile purpose with the fervor with which he pursues these burgers, he'd do pretty well for himself.

It seems the movie is trying to make some bold statements about ethnicity; racially oriented humor gets tossed around throughout the film, not only with the title twosome but also their Jewish buddies Goldstein (David Krumholtz) and Rosenberg (Eddie Kaye Thomas), the members of a club for Asian students and Tarik (Gary Anthony Williams), a man arrested "for being black." One especially uncouth example: an enthusiastic Goldstein describing Katie Holmes' ample bust to Kumar as the opposite of the Holocaust. "See, he's Jewish," my brother informed me, "so he can say that." Maybe the jokes are cutting-edge, but I found them much more emptily vulgar than illuminating.

The car gives them problems throughout their ordeal, particularly when Neil Patrick Harris - who flags them down while wandering aimlessly, walking off the effects of an especially rowdy party - drives off with it when Harold and Kumar are in a convenience store. Whenever he is on screen, the racial humor is replaced with a barrage of uncomfortable references to the Doogie Howser star's sexuality. I'm all for self-effacement, but why Harris would agree to portray himself as such an oversexed burnout is beyond me. I certainly hope his behavior is not an accurate reflection of who he really is; if so, I don't think I want Neil Patrick Harris within a hundred feet of my car...

We watched this movie on TBS, so we were treated to all sorts of very obvious dubbing; that's a good thing, because I don't know if my sensitive ears could have handled to real deal. It didn't take a genius to figure out that half of what they were saying had been sanitized - and what they were saying was bad enough. What they were doing was pretty bad too, from stealing lab coats from a hospital in order to acquire medical marijuana to attempting a three-way tryst with the gorgeous wife of the hideously ugly, psychotic but oh-so-friendly redneck Freakshow (Christopher Meloni), who gives them a lift when their car blows a tire, though I wouldn't say either of them quite deserved all of the misery they racked up during their ridiculous road trip. Harold especially gets the short end of the stick in the movie, though all his unpleasant experiences at least arm him with a little gumption that may just serve him well in certain future interactions. I'm almost happy for him when the inevitable meeting occurs.

But do I recommend the movie? Oh, ecstatically. With all the fervor with which I daydream about those luscious little White Castle burgers.

No comments:

Post a Comment