Friday, February 16, 2007

Seuss Offers an Overblown Series of Birthday Oddities

I turned 26 on Monday, so when I happened upon Dr. Seuss's Happy Birthday to You! and realized I'd never read it before, I scooped it right up. As with other Seuss books such as Oh, the Thinks You Can Think! and Oh, the Places You'll Go!, this book directly addresses the reader, though in this case the good doctor doesn't have any sage advice to offer. Rather, he weaves a vibrant tapestry of fantastical happenings, all revolving around whoever is lucky enough to have been born on that day.

"I wish we could do what they do in Katroo," he begins, and he proceeds to demonstrate just how exactly the citizens of Katroo come together to create a memorable birthday celebration. This must be an exhausting city in which to live, because you would imagine that someone's birthday would fall on most, if not all, days, so there would be no time to recover from one day's revelry before preparing for the next.

Much of the action involves the Great Birthday Bird, and I presume that he is only one of several; otherwise, if two citizens share a birthday, one of them is definitely going to get the short end of the stick. The bird guides the birthday boy or girl through the day, encouraging them to eat all manner of delectable foods and sniff the rarest and most glorious of jungle flowers; to hitch a ride on a cable car pulled by goats and accept such impractical gifts as a Time-Telling Fish or a good-natured Hippo-Heimer; to listen to a chorus of imaginary instruments and read a birthday message spelled out by Herrings.

A more nonsensical Seuss book would be hard to find, and indeed one wonders whether half of these things are something you would even want, though the closing sentiment - "I wish I could do all these great things for you" - is touching. Still, this book has more than its share of what appear to be rhymes for their own sake, which leads to a lot of superfluous-sounding lines. I've not yet decided whether the following series of absurdities fits into that category: "If you'd never been born, well then what would you be? / You might be a fish! Or a toad in a tree! / You might be a doorknob! Or three baked potatoes! / You might be a bag full of hard green tomatoes! / Or worse than all that... Why, you might be a WASN'T! / A Wasn't has no fun at all. No, he doesn't."

The pictures are certainly bright and eye-catching, and the book on the whole is obviously the product of a very imaginative mind. That said, I found it strange, and not in the delightful way I've come to expect from Seuss. Reading this book is a fun way to help recognize a child's birthday, but I suspect Happy Birthday to You! wouldn't get a whole lot of use outside of those times.

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