Monday, June 6, 2005

Most Miserable Baudelaire Book Yet

If one studies the titles in the Series of Unfortunate Events up to the point at which I am currently stopped, an interesting pattern emerges. While Lemony Snicket makes full use of his alliterative license in each of the first four titles, only two of the titles contain an adjective that could be construed as negative. In spite of the doom and gloom that prevailed in the second and third volumes – including the demise of two characters, one of which was particularly beloved – the orphans at least were in the care of guardians who were benevolent, if a bit too trusting (Uncle Monty) and a bit too paranoid (Aunt Josephine). One of the signs that the guardian in The Miserable Mill will be different is that there is no “uncle” attached to his moniker. We never even learn his name. Like the mysterious first name of Spock, the character in possession of it merely brushes it aside as unpronounceable. What’s more, we do not see his face. The new caretaker for Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire has a face that is forever wreathed in cigar smoke. His contact with the children is minimal, and they only know him as “Sir.”

All this would perhaps be of little consequence if only the orphans were in suitable living conditions. But the perpetually unlucky waifs go from a house teetering on the edge of a cliff to a small bunk bed in a room full of mill workers. Moreover, they are forced to work in the lumber mill themselves, performing tasks far more difficult and dull than are appropriate for minors. Trapped in this manual labor, they have no leisure to invent or read or bite things, and the noise of the machinery renders them unable to talk to one another. All of this is quite dreadful, but Snicket really takes the agony up a notch with one of the greatest of possible childhood calamities: a pair of busted glasses. I’m almost surprised this didn’t happen to Klaus before, since it certainly takes him out of the picture for a while. And that is perhaps the scariest thing of all: the prospect of these Three Musketeers being separated. In fact, this is the most likely tragedy to befall any given set of contemporary orphans. Few will be hounded by evil men after their fortune or dragged from one bizarre locale after another in search of a guardian who will not keel over or kick them out. But many are separated in the quest to place them in decent homes, and I would be surprised if at some point in the series the inept executor Mr. Poe does not try to separate the children from the only thing they have left in this world: each other.

Happily, though, it has not come to that yet. Still, I found this by far the darkest of the first four books. Klaus does find himself separated from his sisters for a time, with disastrous results. Each orphan must learn to think outside his or her normal range of expertise in order to save the day when a sibling more suited to the task is incapacitated. The fact that they have been unable to exercise their ingenuity since their arrival at the mill can’t help either. The days at the mill are dull and hopeless, not to mention exhausting. Even living with Count Olaf was better than this – except, of course, that Sir does not have any intention of killing them. That doesn’t make him any more pleasant a character.

It’s up to more minor folks to help maintain the orphans’ faith in the human race. Though their guardian is cruel and unreasonable, the orphans find an ally in his partner, Charles, a gentle man who agrees that it is unfair to force youngsters to work in a mill. Unfortunately, Charles is a pushover, completely unable to uphold his end of an argument against his fierce cohort. Little better is Phil, the first person they meet upon entering the dormitory at the outset of their stay. Snicket patiently explains that Phil is an optimist, and as one can surmise, someone with such an unconditionally cheery disposition really is out of place in the midst of so much misery. Though he tries to sympathize with the orphans’ plight, he can’t help but try to look on the bright side. Sadly, Violet, Klaus and Sunny know all too well that “bright side” is often still very dim indeed.

Snicket makes the orphans’ latest home so unpleasant that we almost don’t miss Count Olaf when he fails to show up early in the book. But he makes sure to remind us that the devious fellow is always hot on the trail, and eventually he does make an appearance, this time as a receptionist named Shirley (as in “Surely you don’t expect anyone to fall for that get-up, Count Olaf!”). His henchman actually plays a much larger role that is not revealed until very late in the novel.

I didn’t find The Miserable Mill nearly as funny as The Wide Window. I rarely caught myself laughing aloud, and none of the metaphors or definitions struck me as particularly brilliant or witty. I did find it interesting, however, how often Snicket referred to his own adventures in this volume. I suspect that if I read his Unauthorized Autobiography right now, it would make a lot more sense. There are plenty of references to exceedingly odd things that happened to him, and he brushes them off so nonchalantly as part of his educational endeavors that the reader might be inclined to do a double-take, wondering about the statement’s plausibility. What kind of life does this guy lead? It becomes clearer and clearer that the narrator is a dynamic character in and of himself, perhaps even more fully formed than the young protagonists. Also of interest is the enigmatic Beatrice, the love of Snicket’s life to whom every book thus far has been dedicated, in spite of the fact imparted in this book that she dumped him before her death. Does this woman have a real-life counterpart whose memory drives Daniel Handler to write these stories, or is she just as artificial as the Count and the Baudelaires?

I didn’t enjoy The Miserable Mill quite as much as the others thus far, mainly because I felt grim was overtaking silly to an uncomfortable level. I’m hoping there is a bit more levity in the fifth book, which I suspect I will be starting very soon. Nonetheless, the fourth book is a fine installment, most of which is certainly deserving of the label “unfortunate.”

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